To be fair, the staff was lovely — but they’re basically working in a disaster zone. The hallways smelled like stale urine, the laminate floors were grimy, and the kitchen came with… absolutely nothing. No pots, no pans, not even a spoon. The bathroom? Cracked tiles, toothpaste on the walls, moldy grout, and a peeling tub so dirty you’d rather not touch it. And let’s not forget the mattress that creaked like it was narrating your every toss and turn. The “free breakfast” was a sad handful of granola bars and muffins. Unless you’re here for an ironic travel story, book somewhere else.