Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

City-center inn within walking distance of Ten Kate Markt

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November 2025

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December 2025

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Nestled near Vondelpark, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers an eclectic retreat with a charming bar and Thai cuisine restaurant. Connect to WiFi, unwind on the serene terrace or get lost in a book from the library. Helpful staff and multilingual support make for a smooth stay.

Very good

Popular amenities

Parking available
24/7 front desk
Non-smoking
Free WiFi

Main amenities (9)

Daily housekeeping
Breakfast available
Self parking
Terrace
24-hour front desk
Library
Multilingual staff
Luggage storage
Bike rental

$66 total

includes taxes & fees

Nov 12 - Nov 13

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Nov 3 - Nov 4

Tomorrow

Nov 4 - Nov 5

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

23 sq m
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Exceptional

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Daily housekeeping

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Excellent

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Daily housekeeping

13 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Very good

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

17 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Very good

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Daily housekeeping

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Excellent

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Daily housekeeping

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Exceptional

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Separate bedroom

Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

23 sq m
1 bedroom
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Daily housekeeping

9 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Exceptional

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Daily housekeeping

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

14 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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Daily housekeeping

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Good

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Daily housekeeping

7 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Wonderful

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Daily housekeeping

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Very good

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Daily housekeeping

11 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Exceptional

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Individually decorated

Daily housekeeping

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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Daily housekeeping

20 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Good

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Daily housekeeping

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

23 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mr de With (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mrs de With

Sleeps 2

Poison Ivy

Sleeps 2

Printed House (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase L

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase XL

Sleeps 2

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Sin City Ground Floor

Sleeps 2

The Blue House Downstairs

Sleeps 4

The Blue House Upstairs

Sleeps 2

Tram Cart (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Volkswagen T1 (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase M (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Deluxe Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Sleeps 4

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Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; international cuisine

Pet friendly
Parking available
Free WiFi
Restaurant

$72 total

includes taxes & fees

Nov 24 - Nov 25

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About the neighborhood

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
Van Gogh Museum - 6 min drive - 1.9 km
Rijksmuseum - 7 min drive - 2.2 km
Anne Frank House - 8 min drive - 2.4 km
Heineken Experience - 8 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive
Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
Amsterdam RAI Station - 9 min drive
Amsterdam Amstel Station - 9 min drive
Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) - 5 min walk
Hoofdweg Stop - 7 min walk

Restaurants

‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
‪The Coffee Bridge - ‬3 min walk
‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam puts you just a 5-minute drive from Vondelpark and Leidseplein. Also, The 9 Streets and Rijksmuseum are just a 5-minute drive away. The helpful staff and bar get good marks from fellow travelers. Public transportation is just a short walk: Witte de Withstraat Stop is 3 minutes and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

At a glance

Hotel size

- 31 rooms
- Arranged over 2 floors

Arriving/Leaving

- Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
- Contactless check-in available
- Minimum check-in age: 18
- Check-out time is 11 AM
- Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

- Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Required at check-in

- Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges
- Government-issued photo ID may be required
- Minimum check-in age is 18

Children

- No cribs (infant beds)

Pets

- Pets not allowed

Internet

- Free WiFi in public areas
- Free WiFi in rooms

Parking

- Onsite self parking (EUR 35 per night)
- Onsite parking limited

Other information

- Smoke-free property

Property amenities

Food and drink

Buffet breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8 AM–noon

Services

24-hour front desk
Luggage storage
Multilingual staff
Bicycle rentals

Facilities

Terrace
Library

Accessibility

Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk height (inches): 47
Wheelchair-accessible restaurant
Handrails in stairways
Stairway handrail height (inches): 43
Bathroom emergency pull cord
Upper floors accessible by stairs only

Room amenities

Sleep well

Bed sheets provided

Freshen up

Hair dryer (on request)
Towels

Stay connected

Free WiFi

More

Daily housekeeping

Fees & policies

Refundable deposits

Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay

Mandatory fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges by the property at check-in or check-out. Fees may include applicable taxes:

An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

Optional extras

Buffet breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately EUR 15 per person

Parking

Self parking costs EUR 35 per night

Policies

This property does not have elevators.

Guests can rest easy knowing there's a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards on site.

This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.

Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club

Cashless transactions are available.

Also known as

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Frequently asked questions

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free cancellation for a full refund?

Yes, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does have fully refundable room rates available to book on our site. If you’ve booked a fully refundable room rate, this can be cancelled up to a few days before check-in depending on the property's cancellation policy. Just make sure to check this property's cancellation policy for the exact terms and conditions.

Are pets allowed at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Sorry, pets aren't allowed.

Is parking offered on site at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes. Self parking costs EUR 35 per night. Parking spots may be limited.

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime. Check-out time is 11 AM. Contactless check-in and check-out are available.

Is there an onsite casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, this inn doesn't have a casino, but Holland Casino (4-min drive) is nearby.

What is there to do at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam and nearby?

Recommended spots to visit include Ten Kate Markt (10-min walk) and Foodhallen (11-min walk), along with Vondelpark (14-min walk) and Van Gogh Museum (1.5 mi).

What's the area around Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam like?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is in Amsterdam West, a short 3-minute walk from Witte de Withstraat Stop and 14 minutes' walk from Vondelpark.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

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What guests liked

Breakfast was excellent, with tasty and filling options, and a great value for the price. (10 reviews)
The on-site restaurant served high-quality Thai cuisine and provided a delightful dining experience. (7 reviews)

From real guest reviews summarized by AI.

10/10 Exceptional

Sep 8, 2025

Very good

Amazing room, staff really kind

Bruno César, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Sep 14, 2025

Hotel not Hotel

Liv is a credit to your organisation, she was so friendly and helpful. The hotel is so quirky… we loved it

Stephen, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Jul 7, 2025

Property had everything we needed, staff especially Tamaka were super helpful and gave us advice as to where we should go and explore in the city as well as making sure we had a comfortable stay.

Edward, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Jun 17, 2025

Awesome hotel

Such a fantastically, quirky place to say. Loved it!!

Angie, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Jun 5, 2025

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.

Debra, 1-night trip

8/10 Very good

Jun 9, 2025

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people

Corbin, 4-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Jun 22, 2025

Super cool theming!

Sarah, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Jul 12, 2025

Very unique

dixie, 1-night trip

8/10 Very good

Jun 19, 2025

The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.

kalan, 5-night trip

6/10 Good

Jul 13, 2025

Ok

Caroline, 2-night trip

2/10 Poor

May 2, 2025

It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.

Amber, 4-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

May 12, 2024

A really nice hotel for a very good price!

Mikhail, 4-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Mar 9, 2024

Staff was very nice and the room we stayed at was neat.

Duc-Huy, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

May 31, 2024

The atmosphere was very inviting The staff attentive and super friendly!

Sonja, 3-night trip

6/10 Good

Jul 9, 2025

We stayed in the lower blue room. There were no reading lamps by the beds and no table or other furniture to put things, except for one chair. The foot end of the double bed had collapsed and offered no support. When showering, most of the bathroom floor got wet. The breakfast tasted good but offered quite a small selection. Hot chocolate and apple juice were not included. The staff was very polite and friendly but it took some time for them to show up when we and other guests rang for them. This place has a fun concept but needs to work on some things to raise its over all level. We will book another hotel next time we visit Amsterdam.

Anders, 3-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Jul 3, 2024

Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!

Julia, 2-night trip

6/10 Good

May 18, 2025

Felt Unsafe

Woken up late at night by a male employee opening our door and entering our room, doesn't make for a restful nights sleep. No explanation, no apology. Otherwise, an interesting place to stay.

Lisa, 2-night trip

8/10 Very good

Oct 12, 2024

The staff was very helpful and professional

Margaret, 10-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Nov 7, 2024

It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.

Alihas, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Sep 6, 2024

Staff was Lovely

barbara, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Nov 24, 2023

Not a Hotel more like a Hub - really nice:)

Christine Mølmann, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Aug 25, 2024

Good value for money

Sai Sahiti, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Sep 17, 2023

Really quirky but very clean and comfortable place with extremely helpful staff. Would definitely recommend it as a great place to stay. The bar on site had delicious Thai food at sensible prices.

Katharine, 1-night trip

8/10 Very good

Aug 2, 2024

Hotel Not Hotel was perfect for our trip. There are nice parks in the area and for those who enjoy walking it is a nice walk into the main part of town. Plenty of cafes and restaurants in the area and a nice market close by. The rooms are clean and well kept. The bathrooms are modern and relatively clean too.

Emily, 4-night trip

8/10 Very good

Aug 23, 2024

We didn’t like not to have our own Bathroom and the parking cost for 2 nights (Euro 70,-) is very expensive. All the rest is ok - a very special nice hotel with friendly people.

Rainer, 2-night trip

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

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Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

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Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

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The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

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Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

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Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

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Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

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