The room was modern and clean. The beds were comfortable and had a great rain shower. The water pressure was intense enough to exfoliate my soul and wash away all my poor life choices.
As for the location? There are plenty of restaurants nearby, and it's a great area to stay for a few days, but anything over the other side of the river requires an expedition and an overnight bag of trekking supplies.
The staff were very friendly, but they have a very strict policy: one room, one key card. Apparently, they were worried my husband and I might try to experience independent lives. Nothing tests a marriage quite like being tethered to your spouse for 96 consecutive hours just to ensure we were actually get back into our room.
Four stars for the room, zero stars for the forced intimacy.