Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Property class: 5 and above
Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants, near Bekonscot Model Village

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When you stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, you'll be just a 5-minute drive from Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Guests can indulge in Thai massages, and English Restaurant, one of 3 restaurants, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Other highlights at this luxurious hotel include 2 bars/lounges, an outdoor pool, and a terrace. Fellow travelers say great things about the helpful staff.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning

Room options

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(12 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(16 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(13 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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About the neighborhood

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 1.4 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 23 min drive - 23.9 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 25 min drive - 25.6 km

Getting around

  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 20 min drive
  • Luton Airport (LTN) - 51 min drive
  • Farnborough (FAB) - 63 min drive
  • London City Airport (LCY) - 89 min drive
  • Seer Green & Jordans Station - 5 min drive
  • Gerrards Cross Station - 7 min drive
  • Beaconsfield Station - 20 min walk

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Subway - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Chiltern (Wetherspoons) - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

  • When you stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, you'll be just a 5-minute drive from Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Guests can indulge in Thai massages, and English Restaurant, one of 3 restaurants, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Other highlights at this luxurious hotel include 2 bars/lounges, an outdoor pool, and a terrace. Fellow travelers say great things about the helpful staff.

At a glance

Hotel size

    • 35 rooms

Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
    • Minimum check-in age: 18
    • Check-out time is 11 AM
    • Contactless check-out available
    • Late check-out subject to availability

Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
    • Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
    • This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
    • Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Required at check-in

    • Debit card required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required
    • Minimum guest age is 18
    • Minimum check-in age is 18

Children

    • No cribs (infant beds)

Pets

    • Pets not allowed

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)

Parking

    • Free onsite self parking
    • Onsite parking limited
    • Onsite parking includes off-street options
    • Free offsite parking within 33 ft

Other information

    • Smoke-free property
    • Caters to adults only

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Reviews

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.4

Cleanliness

8.6

Location

8.6

Staff & service

8.0

Property conditions & facilities

Guest review summary

What guests liked

  • The Thai restaurant served excellent food and provided wonderful service. (51 reviews)
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8/10 Very good

Super clean room, staff were great - food fantastic
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10/10 Exceptional

Great 1 night stay at the crazy bear loved the hotel and surrounding area and a great meal in the Thai restaurant
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10/10 Exceptional

Beautiful place and beautiful staff food was amazing
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10/10 Exceptional

Really lovely, quirky hotel rooms! Great if you’re looking for something different
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10/10 Exceptional

Lovely stay. Very quirky room and bed was really comfortable, staff lovely!
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10/10 Exceptional

Very helpful staff and very ornate hotel
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10/10 Exceptional

We said in a snug was very clean it was a little smaller than expected but had everything we needed for 1 night, we had cocktails and snacks at the bar which were very nice and dinner at the Thai restaurant which the food was delicious and the breakfast in the morning was fantastic will definitely stay again.
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10/10 Exceptional

We had not such a good start to our day with car breaking down half way. But when we arrived the lady on reception was very nice helped us to our boujee room. The room was nice and clean loved the bath tub. We then noticed our tv wasn’t working. We popped down to reception before dinner. After dinner we got back and the receptionist told us they couldn’t fix it and gave us an upgrade. The upgraded room was lovely and clean, very big and spacious. Had a look at the pool the next morning which we didn’t use as we had to head out, but looked lovely and clean, would definitely return here.
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10/10 Exceptional

Rooms were amazing bed was very comfy and the staff were very helpful. Lovely area and loads of food options highly recommend for a romantic get away!
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10/10 Exceptional

Very bougie rooms. Love the sophisticated and decadent vibe. Staff were great and the room was spotless.
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10/10 Exceptional

Quirky but fabulous ‘Snug’ room. Excellent staff. The pool area was not overly crowded. Excellent food too. We had a fabulous stay.
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10/10 Exceptional

We stayed here 6 years ago and had an amazing stay so we were hoping it was still as good and it was, I actually thought the reception staff were much nicer this time. Rooms are just fabulous and super clean, pool area is so lovely and they do the best dirty martinis :) Honestly this place is one of my favourites !
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10/10 Exceptional

Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*
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10/10 Exceptional

Amazing place, stunning, beautiful for my girlfriend’s birthday. Very friendly and helpful staff too
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10/10 Exceptional

Absolutely loved our stay at the crazy bear. Staff were wonderful. Hotel was fabulous and we went to the Thai restaurant and the food was great. The whole stay was fabulous. Planning our next visit soon. Thank you for a great weekend ☺️
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10/10 Exceptional

Lovely hotel and meal in the Thai restaurant.
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10/10 Exceptional

Excellent stay hotel very quirky great place to stay. Room was very good staff and food very good.
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10/10 Exceptional

Step into another world of opulence , lavish bedroom , excellent welcoming staff and lovely food .
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10/10 Exceptional

Yes clean room Friendly staff all round Good food No complaints
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8/10 Very good

The Hotel is in an excellent location as Beaconsfield has everything you could need, the Thai restaurant is really nice, the only downside was the room we stayed in was close to the high street and was really noisy when pubs and restaurant's emptied late at night.
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8/10 Very good

Room was looking tired and wasn’t the cleanest. Lots of small detailed cleaning is required, extra attention to the woodwork & fittings. Thai restaurant wasn’t very good, over cooked chicken starter, old dressing. Main of Pad Thai was very over cooked, meaning the noodles difficult to eat. Bar staff & reception staff were very good and helpful.
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8/10 Very good

The room was beautifully presented and we enjoyed using the pool. Staff were really friendly. Unfortunately the biggest let down for us was the shower in the room. It wouldn’t stabilize kept turning hot then really cold. Couldn’t enjoy it. Other than that a lovely stay.
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10/10 Exceptional

Wonderful hotel friendly staff and the Thai food in the restaurant was excellent. I booked to stay another evening.
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10/10 Exceptional

Again, amazing staff on front desk. Always a pleasure seeing Annabelle, Nicole and Chloe. Thank you again 🙂
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10/10 Exceptional

The room was very elegant and clean, the bed was very comfortable & pillows perfect. Only downside was no bubble bath and the room was very hot which caused me to wake up at 4am but apart from that I was very happy with the hotel