Enjoy your visit to Burnham-on-Crouch with a stay at The Oyster Smack Inn. You can relax with a drink at the bar/lounge, and the restaurant is the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat.
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
What's nearby
Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
Mangapps Railway Museum - 5 min drive - 3.0 km
Hylands House and Park - 51 min drive - 53.2 km
Adventure Island - 57 min drive - 49.0 km
Southend Pier - 57 min drive - 49.0 km
Getting around
London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive
Stansted Airport (STN) - 78 min drive
Southminster Station - 6 min drive
Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
Althorne Station - 13 min drive
Restaurants
‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
‪The Station Arms - ‬5 min drive
‪Shepherd and Dog - ‬32 min drive
‪Queen's Head - ‬6 min walk
‪The Welcome Sailor - ‬3 min walk
About this property
The Oyster Smack Inn
Enjoy your visit to Burnham-on-Crouch with a stay at The Oyster Smack Inn. You can relax with a drink at the bar/lounge, and the restaurant is the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat.
At a glance
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Hotel size
10 rooms
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Arriving/Leaving
Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out time is 11:00 AM
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Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
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Required at check-in
Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges
Government-issued photo ID may be required
Minimum check-in age is 18
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Pets
Pets not allowed
WIFI
Internet
Free WiFi in public areas
Free WiFi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
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Parking
Free onsite self parking
Onsite parking limited
Property amenities
Food and drink
Continental breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8:00 AM–10:00 AM
Hosted evening meals daily for a surcharge (reservations required)
Restaurant
Bar/lounge
Services
Front desk (limited hours)
Room amenities
Be entertained
Television
Home comfort
Heating
Freshen up
Private bathroom
Shower only
Soap and shampoo
Hair dryer
Towels
Toilet paper
Stay connected
Free WiFi (speed of 25+ Mbps)
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Daily housekeeping
Fees & policies
Optional extras
Continental breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
Policies
This property does not have elevators.
Guests can rest easy knowing there's a fire extinguisher on site.
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express
Frequently asked questions
Are pets allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn?
Sorry, pets aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at The Oyster Smack Inn?
Yes, there's free self parking. Parking spots may be limited.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack Inn?
Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.
Is there an onsite casino at The Oyster Smack Inn?
No, this hotel doesn't have a casino, but Rendezvous Southend Casino (7.7 mi) and Genting Casino (8.2 mi) are both nearby.
Are there restaurants at or near The Oyster Smack Inn?
Yes, there's an onsite restaurant.
What's the area around The Oyster Smack Inn like?
The Oyster Smack Inn is a short 8-minute walk from Burnham-On-Crouch Station and 18 minutes' walk from Ramblers Stadium.
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Reviews
The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews
8.4
Very Good
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9.4
Cleanliness
9.2
Amenities
9.8
Staff & service
9.2
Property conditions & facilities
Reviews
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10/10 Exceptional
Apr 3, 2026
Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.
Kevin
Kevin, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
Nov 17, 2025
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
sue
sue, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good
Dec 18, 2024
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
peter
peter, 1-night trip
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4/10 Fair
May 11, 2026
Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Jonathan
Jonathan, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
Jan 7, 2026
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Lee
Lee, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
Oct 21, 2025
Premium room option didn't
Sasha
Sasha, 2-night trip
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6/10 Good
May 2, 2026
The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...
Frank
Frank, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
Nov 20, 2025
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual