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The Oyster Smack Inn

Property class: 3
Burnham-on-Crouch hotel with restaurant and bar/lounge

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Enjoy your visit to Burnham-on-Crouch with a stay at The Oyster Smack Inn. You can relax with a drink at the bar/lounge, and the restaurant is the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat.

Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Bar

Main amenities (4)

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Restaurant and bar/lounge
  • Breakfast available
  • Limited hour front desk

Feel at home (5)

  • Private bathroom
  • Television
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Free self parking
  • Hair dryer
The current price is $116
$140 total
includes taxes & fees
Aug 17 - Aug 18

Room options

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A bedroom with a bed, bedside table, and a window with curtains.

Classic Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

View all photos for Deluxe Double Room

A neatly arranged bedroom with a large bed, bedside tables, a heater, and a small desk.

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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A bedroom with a bed, a desk, a chair, a mirror, and a door.

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a bed, a sofa, a small table, and a radiator.

Luxury Double Room

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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About the neighborhood

Map
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR

What's nearby

  • Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Mangapps Railway Museum - 5 min drive - 3.0 km
  • Adventure Island - 57 min drive - 49.0 km
  • Southend Pier - 57 min drive - 49.0 km
  • Colchester Zoo - 57 min drive - 49.4 km

Getting around

  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive
  • Stansted Airport (STN) - 78 min drive
  • Southminster Station - 6 min drive
  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • Althorne Station - 13 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Victory Inn - ‬29 min drive
  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Waeccer - ‬40 min drive
  • ‪The Castle Inn - ‬40 min drive
  • ‪The White Hart - ‬40 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

  • Enjoy your visit to Burnham-on-Crouch with a stay at The Oyster Smack Inn. You can relax with a drink at the bar/lounge, and the restaurant is the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat.

At a glance

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Hotel size

    • 10 rooms
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Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
    • Minimum check-in age: 18
    • Check-out time is 11:00 AM
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Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    • Front desk staffed during limited hours
    • If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
    • Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
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Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required
    • Minimum check-in age is 18
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Pets

    • Pets not allowed
WIFI

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
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Parking

    • Free onsite self parking
    • Onsite parking limited

Property amenities

Food and drink

  • Continental breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8:00 AM–10:00 AM
  • Hosted evening meals daily for a surcharge (reservations required)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge

Services

  • Front desk (limited hours)

Room amenities

Be entertained

  • Television

Home comfort

  • Heating

Freshen up

  • Private bathroom
  • Shower only
  • Soap and shampoo
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels
  • Toilet paper

Stay connected

  • Free WiFi (speed of 25+ Mbps)

More

  • Daily housekeeping

Fees & policies

Optional extras

  • Continental breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children

Policies

This property does not have elevators.
Guests can rest easy knowing there's a fire extinguisher on site.
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard

Frequently asked questions

Are pets allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Sorry, pets aren't allowed.

Is parking offered on site at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yes, there's free self parking. Parking spots may be limited.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

Is there an onsite casino at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, this hotel doesn't have a casino, but Rendezvous Southend Casino (7.7 mi) and Genting Casino (8.2 mi) are both nearby.

Are there restaurants at or near The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yes, there's an onsite restaurant.

What's the area around The Oyster Smack Inn like?

The Oyster Smack Inn is a short 8-minute walk from Burnham-On-Crouch Station and 18 minutes' walk from Ramblers Stadium.

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Reviews

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

8.6

Excellent

9.4

Cleanliness

8.6

Amenities

9.6

Staff & service

9.0

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Exceptional

Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.
Kevin, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
sue, 1-night trip
Verified review

8/10 Very good

Staff pleasant and helpful
Mark, 1-night trip
Verified review

10/10 Exceptional

Lovely hotel,
Sean, 1-night trip
Verified review

10/10 Exceptional

Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Kishan, 1-night trip
Verified review

6/10 Good

During a heatwave, there was no air-conditioning in my room. There was a pedestal fan at the end of the bed. I had to draw the blackout blinds for the duration of my 2 day stay and keep the fan on full blast in order to breath. Didn't sleep and had to stay as I was attending an event nearby.
Tia, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good

Perfect for a 1 night work trip
peter, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

Excellent room which was spacious and airy. Large comfortable bed. Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom. Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Gareth, 3-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Tyler, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good

The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...
Frank, 1-night trip
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4/10 Fair

Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Jonathan, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good

The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Lee, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good

Premium room option didn't
Sasha, 2-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

Sean, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good

Clarissa, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

Jonathan, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

Natalie, 2-night trip
Verified review

10/10 Exceptional

Malcolm, 2-night trip
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6/10 Good

Lauren, 2-night trip
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2/10 Poor

PAUL, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good

Joseph, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good

Michaela, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good

Michaela, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional

Gavin, 1-night trip
Verified review

8/10 Very good

Andrew, 1-night trip