From the outside, the building looks like a secret society headquarters: no signage, no indication that you're in the right place, just a doorbell and a leap of faith.
Once inside, the property is actually well maintained. Unfortunately, someone appears to have confused hospitality with sleep deprivation.
The doorbell has the acoustic power of a fire alarm, the wooden floors ensure that every footstep becomes a public announcement, and the 24-hour reception doubles as an all-night talk show, with staff apparently determined to keep the conversation going until sunrise. Guests staying on the first floor or near reception enjoy complimentary front-row seats to this performance.
My room had no air conditioning, which presented an interesting choice: suffocate with the windows closed or open them and become the main attraction at the local mosquito buffet.
On the bright side, there's a rather attractive bronze-style statue in the reception area. Beautiful, silent, and undoubtedly the only occupant of the building getting a decent night's sleep.
Overall, a charming property for anyone who considers sleeping an unnecessary luxury.
And, to end on a genuinely positive note, the location is excellent. Which is particularly convenient, as you'll probably want to spend as much time as possible outside the building.